Grüezi. I'm Gilbert Weillschmidt, ex-Nation of Prussia, but I'm East Germany now. I respond mostly to Prussia, so get used to calling me that, you little arschlochs.
Now worship me!
He's my wife-- shut up.
My little brother. My son. My damn cool little bird. My. . . son's moose? My rival and enemy best friend, I guess you could say.